On Peanut Butter...

So here I go, taking what may be the biggest risk of my short 17 year old senior life... Starting a blog and putting the happenings of my life on the World Wide Web for all to see. Now I've always said that my life is boring, but seeing as school has only been in session for about 3 weeks and I've already gone through a good can of JIF creamy, I think it is officially safe to say that this year is definitely different and eventful.

What does a can of JIF creamy (the good stuff) have to do with anything anyway?

Has anyone else ever noticed the power of peanut butter? It's like a stress relief, comfort food, AND Midol all in one. It has the power to keep me sane through the hardest of times. So just for your information, peanut butter will often be the star in my "blogging".

However, the type of peanut butter definitely makes a difference. Like I said, JIF creamy is the good stuff. Skippy is commendable as well, but when it comes to hard core stuff like breakups, that "time", or a broken shoe heel, JIF is the only brand that can do the job. It compliments all foods, including chocolate, and has the perfect consistency of light, heavenly, creamy goodness that you can spoon out of a jar. And for an extra boost of good feeling, bananas and peanut butter are the ultimate stress relief. Peter Pan (aka Salmonella Central) doesn't even come close to measuring up, so don't even think about it.

But what about chunky peanut butter?

Not for the depressed or mentally uneasy. On your sandwich for lunch? All fine and dandy. Of course, it must be on Wonder type bread. Not wheat or whole grain. Rye bread should never be paired with peanut butter unless you are desperate.

So as you can see, I am very serious about my peanut butter. Respect it.

Thanks for reading my lovely peanut butter related blog. Together, we shall conquer the events of the 2009-2010 school year and my last year of high school: SEN10R

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